geAR BOx

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tulang oh tulang..lu buat gua lalok

mAjliS bErBukA PuAsa Ex-iiU 98-2004

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This proggrame will be organised by 98 Jalan Dewan. It was suggested by Mohd Helmi a.k.a Minal to have "break fasting" event together with ex-iiu friends. No doubt, the purpose of this programme to strengthen relationships among us.

Details are as follows:

Date: 28 August 2009

Venue: Dewan Felda or Felda D Villa ( to be confirmed )







Pangung waYang dLm Rumah

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penah dgr panggung wayng dlm rumah??? ha ha...srkg dlm rumah gua dh boleh nonton wayang. vato loco menggunakan kecanggihan kefaham technology nya untuk memancarkan ceritera "langkasuka" dkt dinding rumah 98 JlaN Dewan . bukan kata 30 inci...nk jadi screen 50 inci pun vato loco bleh adjust..dh macam panggung dh rumah gua...dgn menggunakan technology Optoma , LG sound sytem n dvd player..jalan dewan dh jadi mcm pANGGUNG TGV

teringat zaman bdak2 dulu...bertenggek atas padang semata-mata nk nonton crita P Ramlee, bujang lapok..waktu tu org panggil "wayang layar..

jd rumah gua pun dh jadi panggung wayang layar..crita apa pulak mlm nih vato locco? wayang kulit ....




maNdoM

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Dh lama gua xdgr perktaan diatas...last skali mungkin masa gua dkt mashoot.waktu tu sapa yg tidor after asar dan tidak melibatkan dlm activiti sukan akan diketogorikan sebagai "mandom".


gua pun xsure mcm mana perkataan madom ni boleh menjelma. memang sesapa yg diklasifikasikan sebagai mandom amat la looser.




Dan kali ini gua rasa mcm nk menketogorikan "mandom" dkt housemate gua nih...bila time weekend ja mesti tidur sampai tghhari ..bangun waktu zohor n terus cari makan ..mandom gila..bila gua ajak main badminton atau kayuh "gerek" pagi2 dia menolak...tidur lebih pending dari segala- galanya.

berbanding ngan vato loco..walaupun tidor pukul brapa pun...klu the next day tu ..pagi ada activiti kereta. dia akan bangun dgn megahnya...ngantuk memang xdak kamus hidup mamat nih.....

jalan2 cari makan

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sate at Dato Kramat



sup gear box at gombak...ni yg wat gua "out" terus..minyak kapak sebotol kek kepala..sbb gua telah layan sedut lemak2 plus lendir2 dari dua tulang lutut lembu seperti dibawah

mmmm..terbaaeeekkkkkk beb


mAkaNaN iRaN..aMpAnG

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Lama betul gak la...gua ngan budak2 rumah jalanDewan tak buat activini nih..jalan2 cari makan. ACtually firhan a.K.a Mat Pit yg suggest tempat nih..katanya sedap bAngAt..

jd malam semalam, kitaorng semua terus set date n time tuk try tempat makan yg di cita2kan..iranian food at ampang. Restaurant nih tak la besar sgt..ok la...besar2 pun tak best jugak. it's located beside ngan kenny rogers, dekat ngan HSBC bank Ampang...

Overall..gua suka gak la ngan food dkt tempat sini...kitaorg order few dishes i.e uranian yellow rice, mutton with chicken and berbagai - bagai lagi yg gua dh lupa...ada byk gak la yg gua nk order tapi dah abis....ingat nk lepak lama skit, tp owner kedai tu dh tutup pintu sebelah. terpaksa la kitaorg semua gerak....

haaa..ushar gambar kat bwah nih..gua cilok kat mane ntah...





BeRkUrun

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berkurun giler tak update blog nih. nak harapkan gua aje yg tahu menulis ..yang lain nya hampehh. Yg lain semua sibuk dengan dunia masing.

tak banyak activiti yg budak2 rumah nih anjurkan . bila weekend ja ..masing2 dgn activiti tersendiri.


vato loco -----meningkatkan performance kereta, mau kasi terbang mcm kapal terbang



Mat Pit..dgn persedian untuk future nya

















Minal ngan hobi waktu lapang



gua dgn hobi terbaru ...layan sorang2 ja..janji dapat peluhkan badan







ASrO

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Asro...bukan astro..jgn silap

membe gua nih dtg dr seremban ..dtg semata- mata nk merapatkan tali silaturrahim yg sebelum nih dh makin "kendur" dek peredaran masa...ha ha

semalam dtg ..main badminton ngan bdak2 exiiu....tapi gua ja xdpt join sbb commitment "melampau" yg telah diberikan kepada company gua...sorry bro

tgk...apsal membe gua ni letak tangan atas kepala...dia tengah muhasabah diri...biasa la hidup ..ada senang ..kekadang ada susah gak...kena la berkorban demi keluarga ....berbanyak berdoa



ni pulak ..Ahas...anak kepada Asro....korang ushar dia punya telinga pun dh tahu ..sapa "bapak" kepada empunya budak comel nih...sebijikkkkk...mana tumpahnya kuah klu bukan atas nasik ...


kepada asro, ahas and ahas' mother...semoga kalian berbahagia hendaknya....

wEighT LoSs ChallEngE

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Just three of us...we just ate steamboat at KaK iTA's restaurant. That was our last menu for "mentekedakhah" or means eating something abnormally ( beyond control). After this we will be having "wEighT loSs ChallEnge"

start with this

15 February 2009

Mat Jam 93 kilos
Minal 95 kilos
Mat PiT 70 kilos

will update on the progress status on weekly basis

BorEdOm & tEnSe

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Boredom has been defined as “an unpleasant, transient affective state in which the individual feels a pervasive lack of interest in and difficulty concentrating on the current activity.”

Politic- sHiT

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27 police reports made by few individuals against KS. aiyaaaa..why must 27 reports..one not enough ka. Again, if I was the policeman located at Batu Pahat...responsible for the investigation..then should I investigate the case though I noticed that few similar reports were made available at other places... “bengong” ...

on the same day,,, few street demonstrations were held around Malaysia protesting KS’s intention to sue muslim’s ruler ( royal) and some of the demonstrator holding a banner stating that YB N disloyal or betray to the sultan ….

Few days before .. “PM wanna be” gave a statement saying that his member won’t involve in street demonstration….and ex PM said that is not a culture of “orang melayu” to do that….

Back to Sept 08, IA stunned the Malaysian saying that he had enough candidate for him to bring into “pakatan” so they can overrule BN…but it turn up that nothing happen…

Politic is politic …most of politicians act for their interest and not for public…that’s why you can see “lompat melompat” …one fellow failed to be appointed as exco member “melompat” to another party….his intention changed just few days after that, …same thing happened to Mr Bala…ha ha - -- why?? SHITtttttttttttt--- that what S wrote about malaysia’s politic ..perhaps , it’s correct statement

''If politics is foul and can foul other things, then I as a writer will present the foulness and elements that are fouling other things, in my own way.'' (from the foreword of Shit, 1999)

Regardless what happened above , today, yesterday , past or even future…a group of muslim missionary called “tabligh” continues their mission seeking to revitalize Muslims around the world and preaching a message of peace and tolerance. Most of people claimed that this group doesn’t believe in polictic. But why ???? situations highlighted above explain everything

so...mari ber"tabligh"...ha ha ( teringat plak dkt "apit tabligh", dimana kamu..pls dtg ke 98 jalan dewan...kasik ceramah skit bdak2 nih)

berpolitik plak gua mlm nih..mungkin sebab dh bosan sgt dengan berita2 dlm tv..semua pasal politic ..current economic situation tidak la pulak nk amik "pot"

bAdmInToN

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This morning, two of the members (98 JaLAn Dewan) attended such a cheerful activity , playing badminton at pAtiMas ( with courtesy of Mr Jairi ). Actually, this was a second time playing badminton with ex IIU. Insyallah , it will be weekly activity to tighten relationship among us.

This sport is a quiet backyard barbecue game where players can work up quite a sweat. It’s a good aerobic workout and players can burn 600 to 1000 calories an hour!

See more pictures at Qaseh Haramain……

kErjA

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ha ha....gua terkezut kejap bila masa gua bangun pagi. tiba2 ternampak sehelai baju baru ja selesai digosok. Sapa puak buang tabiat nih, hari cuti pun nk gosok baju. Nampaknya sorang dari rakan rumah bernasib "malang"..kena kheja time2 org semua bercuti ..

huak huak huak ha ha ha!!!! mat pit rupanya kena p kheja.

malang sungguh nasib lu bro

gua ngan minal nk gi main badminton..enjoy playing rather working

untuk lu ....enjoy working walaupun gua tahu ..dlm hati lu mesti terpahat rasa sebak yg tak terhingga kerna terpaksa berkerja..nk wat macam mana. itu lah punca rezeki lu. klu xkeja mcm mana nk bayor duit installment rumah "banglo' lu tu. macam mana nk menyara bakal suri rumah lu ( yg lu jumpa semalam)



Introduction of team member- MiNaL

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bagai aur dgn tebing
kuali dgn sudip
isi dengan kuku
kuah dgn mangkuk

begitulah yg gua bleh tafsirkan membe gua sorang nih dgn laptopnya .....bagai "minal" ngan "laptop" acer...setiap masa mesti bersama. maklumlah, membe gua nih blogger terhebat.

malas cite byk ..lu org pi lawat sendiri kat blog dia...jiwang gak la

nih gambar membe gua nih. Yg tengah baring atas katil ( awat hg suka amik gambor mcm tu!!!!)..dont judge the book by its cover. yg tgh makan nasik ..sapa lagi bukan "vato loco"

mantooopppp

Introduction of team member- Mat JaM

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Ni dia membe rumah gua yg lagi satu. Orang panggil Mat jAm....bdak KP call him "j". Pasti kena kutuk kalu org kampung kijang atau org alma tahu pasal nama town mamat nih. Kat kampung orang panggil "mat" ja.

siapakah sipolan yg 'membandarkan' gelaran mamat nih yg pada appearancenya amat kekampungan. nak tau lebih lanjut... klik sini untuk lebih lanjut pasal brader nih

klu ada introduction, pasti ada gambar kan...ada la gambor kat bwah nih. Gambor waktu zaman kegemilangan brader nih ..waktu tu "price tag" mahal gilerrr...gambor skrg xbleh disclose sbb low fair value due to excessive impairment made recently..he he

Introduction of team member- Fir

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Ha ha ..gua bagi nama "Fir" bagi bunyi dia jambu skit.."sejambu" pemilik nama orangnya. Fir datang dari Kampung Mat Kilau , Jerantut.

ni dia wajah terbaik membe gua..gambor kat bawah ni gua curi2 amik guna gua nya webcam...baru ja last week

yg lagi satu tu gua amik dr facebook dia...

membe gua ni dh ada banglo sebijik kat mutiara gombak..tp nk jugak duduk dkt sini...katanya nk "zuhud" skit...baru bleh ingat asal usul ( erkkkkk...ke lu takut dok sorang2 bro)!!!!!
Tapi takper...sbb minal bleh jaga lu....ayat baikkk punya

Introduction of team member- Vato Loco

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Vato loco..the name itself and above pictures tell everything , inside out about the sense of brutality and cruelness . He came from Raub Pahang and graduated from IIU. Now, he works as Auditor at one of the famous audit firm in Malaysia.

His motto..”no woman no cry”

Paint BaLL at K-Klub

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Paint Ball

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Members of no 98 jalan dewan will be playing paint ball today. the activity scheduled at 10.00 am and where are waiting for Mat pit preparing his inner perseverance and relevant stuff to bring along.....pictures will be posted this afternoon.. see ya with bruises and minor injuries.

someone will be bait...for the sake of 98 jalan dewan..

Update

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List of members stay at no 98 jalan dewan :

1. Firhan a.k.a mat pit
2. sheikhelmi ataupun dikenali sebagai minal
3. Husaif Mn , dikenali jugak dgn nama vato loco
4. MaTt Jamali a.k.a j


While firhan watching anugerah juara lagu, MatT n Husaif are concentrating on their works. Auditors always do what they suppose to do, committing to their works whenever they are. Sleep 3 hours per day and work all nite long.

Minal keep on blogging n chit chatting with his potential aweks and friends of him. He just came from Saudi Arabia….sheikh in the making ,,use to be” but now not anymore




New boRn

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8.14 pm, 18 January 2009, , i was born at no 98 jalan dewan.

here i come..blogger in making